From the recording THE CROP
Lyrics
CHARLESTON<br />
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This is a story about Charleston, Tennessee:<br />
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Go about 36 ‘n they’ll be fixin’<br />
To write up a speeding ticket for you.<br />
Go about 5 to 10 over the limit,<br />
And that’s just about how much hard time you’ll do.<br />
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“Y’all have a mighty fine day now, ya hear?<br />
We sure appreciate you passin’ through.<br />
Next time, play it safe – drop it down a gear -<br />
And drive through here at about thirty-two.”<br />
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Charleston, Charleston, Charleston, Tennessee,<br />
Love the people and the scenery.<br />
Charleston, Charleston, Charleston, Tennessee,<br />
Love that Southern hospitality.<br />
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Well, right between two beautiful developments<br />
They’ve got a trailer park, campground, and dump site.<br />
It sure don’t make a whole heap of sense<br />
For a town trying to make its future bright.<br />
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Chicken Man lives there, setting up his death trap;<br />
Calls out to all the youngsters playing around,<br />
With a 9 millimeter pistol on his lap,<br />
Yells, “Set foot here again, and I’ll shoot you down!”<br />
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Charleston, Charleston, Charleston, Tennessee,<br />
Love the people and the scenery.<br />
Charleston, Charleston, Charleston, Tennessee,<br />
Love that Southern hospitality.<br />
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They got a plant here that hurts your nose, rots your gears;<br />
Burns every truckload of trees they keep bringing.<br />
It’s been that way for well over fifty years;<br />
Some day soon, we’ll hear the fat lady singing.<br />
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They say, “Don’t go gettin’ so high falutin’!<br />
Sure we fill the sky with thick, smelly vapor,<br />
But we ain’t doin’ none of that pollutin’.<br />
Think of it as the price of making paper.”<br />
<br />
Charleston, Charleston, Charleston, Tennessee<br />
Love the people and the scenery<br />
Charleston, Charleston, Charleston, Tennessee<br />
Love that Southern hospitality<br />
<br />
GOD SPEED! – but you’d better not try it!<br />
<br />
Not in Charleston, Charleston, Charleston, Tennessee.<br />
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Copyright © 2004 Lex Zaleta<br />