Lex Zaleta

Lyrics

VIAGRA® WALTZ


She’s dancing through high-rise apartments,
Stepping through sleeper car compartments;
There’s a heated debate on global warming,
They’re buzzing about killer bees swarming;
But all that conversation halts
When she’s doing the Viagra® Waltz.
It’s just one of her many faults;
She likes doing the Viagra® Waltz.

Think of her as your modern-day Isis,
Dancing through her mid-life crisis.
Chances are you’ll know what her advice is:
Just keep doing the Viagra® Waltz.
Play a golden oldie from the vaults,
Soon she’ll be doing the Viagra® Waltz.
It’s just one of her many faults;
She likes doing the Viagra® Waltz.

I guess it’s common knowledge
There’s too much water under the bridge
For both of those crazy kids,
Since they were at Niagara Falls.
Now she’s doing the Viagra® Waltz.
Yeah, she’s doing the Viagra® Waltz.
It’s just one of her many faults;
She likes doing the Viagra® Waltz.

There’s a real time bomb ticking
Next to that not-so-friendly vulture.
You’re a farm boy ripe for the picking;
She’s studying Viagra® culture.
She just read The Magic of Thinking Big
By the psychocybernetic Maxwell Maltz.
She used to dance the Irish jig;
Now she’s doing the Viagra® Waltz.
Yeah, she’s doing the Viagra® Waltz.
It’s just one of her many faults;
She likes doing the Viagra® Waltz.


Copyright © 2002 Lex Zaleta