Lyrics

DREAM DATE

Dream date, dream date,
I can’t wait!
Can’t wait to sleep
With my dream date!

She’s not like the one from the night before;
This one doesn’t even mind if I snore.
She says, “You can throw your clothes on the ground;
It’s enough for me having you around.
You can leave the seat up after you go;
I kinda like it that way, don’tcha know.”

Dream date, dream date,
I can’t wait!
Can’t wait to sleep
With my dream date!

She says, “No need to shave or shower for me;
Don’t have to brush your teeth regularly.
Don’t mind your belching or barking snakes;
I love you ‘cuz you’re you, for Heaven sakes.
I don’t care about those cards you don’t send;
Let’s burn this candle at both ends!”

Dream date, dream date,
I can’t wait!
Can’t wait to sleep
With my dream date!

Moments before we became bride and groom,
I woke up and gazed all around my room.
I was in for an unpleasant surprise
When I rubbed a good night’s sleep from my eyes.
All I could see was one glass and one plate;
There wasn’t a trace of my hot dream date.

Dream date, dream date,
I can’t wait!
Can’t wait to sleep
With my dream date!

I just knew I was going to
Hate myself in the morning.

Copyright © 2004 Lex Zaleta