From the recording THE LAST
Lyrics
HAVE TO HAVE TWO
Irish lasses
Filling plastic glasses
Attending Catholic masses
Faithfully
London trollops
Their gin packs quite a wallop
Their tonic’s sure to call up
Memories
I wish I didn’t have two
I wish I didn’t have two
Women looking oh so fine
I wish I didn’t have two
I wish I didn’t have two
Women calling themselves mine
I wish I didn’t have to
I wish I didn’t have to
Leave one of them behind
Those backwoods girls
With their moonshine and curls
Can come and rock my world
Naturally
Senoritas
Mixing Margaritas
For all of the Zaletas
Except me
I wish I didn’t have two
I wish I didn’t have two
Women looking oh so fine
I wish I didn’t have two
I wish I didn’t have two
Women calling themselves mine
I wish I didn’t have to
I wish I didn’t have to
Leave one of them behind
All these women
Got my head a-swimmin’
Fresh-brewed gals are my brimmin’
Cup of tea
I wish I didn’t have two
I wish I didn’t have two
Women looking oh so fine
I wish I didn’t have two
I wish I didn’t have two
Women calling themselves mine
I wish I didn’t have to
I wish I didn’t have to
Leave one of them behind
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